Once Again, I am not Dead

Buried alive, maybe, but not dead.

Spring break occurs in approximately 8 days. At which point, I promise to post blogs about at least one of the following topics:

• keyword analysis (ala Brooke)
• the quality of care received at local student health center (yes, groan and look concern, as if I haven't heard that one yet)
• the man who accosted me at the Taco Bell (this is a good one, trust me)

In the meantime, please enjoy a recent best of the best craigslist ad:

LOST: chameleon (Columbia)

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Reply to: comm-derkz-1071216446@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-03-11, 11:07PM CDT


Lost a veiled chameleon, possibly snuck outside. She will probably be dark green, 8 inches long or so if you find him.. Please let me know.

• Location: Columbia